lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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