WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
God, I missed his penis.
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