They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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