if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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