i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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