remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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