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Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
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Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
And the cops told us we were all naked.
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
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Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
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