Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
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I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
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I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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