so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
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upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
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You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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