Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
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