I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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