Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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