I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
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