Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
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fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
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The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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