Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
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apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
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I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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