Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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