He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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