Will you take my knitting needle, stick it far up my nose, reach in my frontal lobe and give it a few swirls?
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
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Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
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I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?