he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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