For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
This house was built for laser tag.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
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She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
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I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
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