Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
Randomize
