All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
tequila makes me forget i have legs
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
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