I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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