It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
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