I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
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