WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
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Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
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There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
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