new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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