i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
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