It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
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i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
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I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Randomize