And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
Randomize
