hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
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It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
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So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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