I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
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I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
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And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
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While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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