It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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