Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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