Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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