We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
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Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
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I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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