I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
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day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
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It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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