took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
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whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
This is the high leading the old right now
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
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Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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