I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
There r osticjed everywhere
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
Randomize
