Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
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I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
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I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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