VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
Lo siento on account of my penis...
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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