Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
Randomize
