So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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