I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
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