I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Who did Billy Mays play for?
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
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they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
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