god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Randomize
