You smell like stripper and shame
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
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I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
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Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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