think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
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Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
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You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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