So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
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You. Win. At. Life.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
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