I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Reggie can tackle my bush.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
Randomize
