I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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