are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
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threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
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im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
God, I missed his penis.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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