she was so not down for the gang bang
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
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the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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