Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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